Monkey Whizz Serious Bizzness Unisex Synthetic Urine Novelty Kit

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Monkey Whizz Serious Monkey Bizzness
Unisex Synthetic Urine Novelty Kit 

Contains Uric Acid
Satisfaction Guaranteed

Ready to use right out of the box.
This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box.

Includes a vinyl bladder, containing 3 1/2 oz. of the Highest Quality Synthetic Toxin - Free Urine available, attache to an adjustable 100% Cotton Elastic Belt. With tow organic heat pads, and easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions. 

  • One year shelf life
  • No need to freeze 
  • Do not microwave 

Monkey Whizz Instructions;
7 Easy Steps;

  1. Open up the heat pad (Japanese writing) and remove the adhesive backing. 
  2. Give the heat pad a couple of good shakes to get it working. Stick the heat pad to the bag, between the bag and the belt.
  3. Wrap the Monkey Whizz around your waist (under All your clothing) with the temperature strip touching your skin, and the tube pointing to the floor.
  4. Wear the kit for one (1) hour before use. The target temperature Should read green between 98 - 100 degrees before using.
  5. On the day of use, close the white clips and cut the end of the tube to the desired length. 
  6. To Use! Unfasten the white clips and drain contents into or onto desired object. 
  7. Celebrate! If you have any questions, Please call us at 1-800-936-1070 prior to intended time of use.

Remember: 

  • Do not keep checking the temperature, this cools it down.
  • Once opened, the heat pad is good for eight (8) hours. 
  • Only use one heat pad at a time.
  • The bladder bag needs to touch your skin to heat up.
  • This product cannot be refilled.
  • This product does not over heat.
  • Don’t panic if heat pad does not feel hot. They only get slightly warm.

Additional Tips

Q- Why does this product grow bacteria and other don’t?
A- Other products are not as complete as ours. Ph glanced colored water does not grow bacteria.

Q- Why would I want my sample to grow bacteria?
A- Simple, all human urine will grow bacteria after it leaves the body.

Q- How long is this product good for?
A- As long as the safety plug hasn’t been removed, the sample will be good for the least one year.

Q- Can the sample be reheated?
A- This product can be reheated and cooled an ultimate amount of times.

Q- Why does the bladder need to be next to my body?
A- Your body is the main heating source of the bladder. The temperature strip side should face your body with the heat pad on the side away from your body.

This synthetic sample does not harbor any diseases that may result with a real human sample.
This product is sold as a novelty only.
This product is NOT intended for unlawful use.

Buyer agrees to all responsibilities and liabilities for use of this product at their discretion. This product WILL NOT be accepted for return once it has been opened.

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UPC 4987115820906
Manufacturer Website www.seriousmonkeybizz.com
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Packs Per Box 1
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