Monkey Dong Serious Bizzness A Strap-On Urinating Device Kit

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Monkey Dong
Serious Monkey Bizzness

A Strap-On Urinating Device with a natural lifelike prosthetic penis
Silent internal valve can be operated with one hand
Natural lifelike skintones TAN
Re-Usable!
Foolproof!
Fits up to 52” waist
Undetectable

Ready to use right out of the box!

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A Strap-on Urinating Device whit a natural lifelike prosthetic penis includes; one sample of synthetic urine (if needed), 4 organic heat pads (enough for 4 tests), an easy to read temperature strip, a calibrated syringe for easy filling, and detailed instruction.

Maintains Sample at perfect body temperature for up to eight hours.

Monkey Dong Instructions

  1. First, close the white exterior safety valve before filling the bladder. This will prevent a possible premature discharge. 
  2. Use the syringe to measure 90-100 ml of water into a cup. 
  3. Add the entire Vial of Synthetic Urine to the cup of water and stir the mixture until completely dissolved. 
  4. Draw the Urine into the syringe. 
  5. Unscrew the Cap on the Bladder Fill Port and insert the tip of the Syringe into the Port.
  6. Then inject the contents into the Bladder. 
  7. Unfasten the Bladder from the Belt by peeling back the Velcro Strips.
  8. Apply one Heat Pad to the side opposite the Temperature Strip. Reattach the bag to the belt with the Velcro Strips.
  9. Strap the Belt on with the Temperature strip touching your skin. 
  10. Wait till the Temperature Strip reads 96-100 Degrees. (Depending on the initial temperature of the urine, this can take from 40 to 60 minutes.)
  11. Do not forget to open the Safety Valve before using. 
  12. When it’s time to Pee, just Squeeze the Tip of the dong and deliver the sample.


Extra Tips

  • Practice first with plain water.
  • You can use real urine from any male or female you trust, regardless of their age or pregnancy status. 
  • Use warm water to mix the Monkey Urine and it will take less time to heat up.
  • Once the Monkey Urine mixed, use it within 12 hours or it will grow bacteria.
  • The Syringe only holds 60 mls so you will need to split up the measurement.
  • Clean out the Monkey Dong with water after each use.
  • If the Bladder gets nasty, you can use a 50/50 mixture of hydrogen peroxide and water to clean it. Be sure to rinse with plain water.
  • Only use one Heat Pad at a time. Shaking the Heat Pad first will help it heat up faster.
  • The Heat Pad will last up to 8 hours and never overheat or burn you. Don’t worry if the Heat Pad doesn’t feel very warm. It is made to heat to body temperature.
  • Your body is the main heat source. It is necessary to wear the Monkey Dong, with the Bladder against your bare skin, in order to heat the sample.
  • The interior Squeeze Valve is very secure and will not leak. The exterior white Safety Switch is only there for added security. 
  • Be sure to check the temperature before delivery. The temperature strip should read 96-100 degree.

Questions?
SeriousMonkeyBizzness.com
(800)936-1070

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UPC 4987115820906
Manufacturer Website www.seriousmonkeybizz.com
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